Signed book + free short story
Such madness can't go on forever, since I'm losing money on the deal. Not like a bank, but get it while you can.
All you have to do is email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and then send a cheque for £10 and your own address to the address I give you. UK only at this stage, but if anyone overseas wants a copy, email me and I'll check the cost. Roll up!